Description
Strawberry Kiwi - Someone asked us why it’s kiwi strawberry and not strawberry kiwi. I follow law firm naming conventions for all my products, which dictates names should appear in order of ascending mass. Also like a law firm, I still love to send letters.
Sunrise Orange - Goodbye sluggish mornings, hello wide-eyed oomph! This scintillating blast of citrus is a THC-infused energy shot that’ll have you buzzing like a bee on daisies. It’s the rare kick in the pants that feels great!
Blueberry Night Cap - We packed the exquisite taste of wild, ripe blueberries into a superlative shot of CBN that sends you into REM sleep faster than you can count fourteen sheep. If you think our other creations turn a routine day into an unforgettable odyssey, wait’ll you see what Blueberry Nightcap does for your dreams! Wait, wait... I’m not dreaming right now am I? When I wake up, remind me to invent Blueberry Nightcap in real life.
Magic Mango - On the go? Grab an Uncle Arnie's 10mg THC Magic Mango Shot! Get ready for a little twist with our Magic Mango shot. Remember those mango gummy rings? Uncle Arnie took the flavor, and created a cool, fruity blast with a surprise peachy finish that makes every sip a bit of an adventure. But unlike gummies, Arnies nano-molecular tech will have you feeling magic in 20-40 minutes. Uncle’s Arnie’s tastes terrific, feels fantastic, and costs about as much as a medium soft drink at the megaplex. But unlike a soft drink, it’s fizz-free. And unlike the megaplex, you can talk during this movie!
